You think I spent all last night assembling this printing press, so you could laze around all day? (exits) SpongeBob: Oh, the wildest story ever, huh? Something everybody can have a good laugh about. He finds out he chose the unpopular newspaper. "When Push Comes To Pat..." is the second episode of "Plankton Lives With The Raw". Mrs. The Krabby Kronicle The Card Ditchin' Squid's Visit Komputer Overload Tentacle-Vision Kracked Krabs SpongeBob's Last Stand A Day Without Tears … (Mr. Krab's shell cracks and underneath it is his body, but in money form) That gives me an idea! 1 Here are some lightsaber duels put in the twenty sixth film spoof travel of Stephen Squirrelsky and Friends. SpongeBob is typing up the story and puts it in the printing press. (fish punches him and SpongeBob takes a picture) Told you it wouldn't hurt. Mr. Krabs: Don't think of it as lying, boy. Dunces and Dragons Dungeons and Discords Both utilize the medieval setting, and both are involved in a medieval adventure. Now I want your little yellow noggin, to come up with the wildest story ever. Alternate transcripts are available here. Scene cut's to the Krusty Krab). Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. What's the meaning of this? Mr. Krabs: Yes, they certainly are. [] HistorThe Krabby Kronicle was founded by Mr. Krabs when he sprouted an idea to promote the Krusty Krab, which had no new customers in months, and make some cash. Now get out there, and fetch another story! SpongeBob takes a picture, and both of them look around) SpongeBob: (laughs) Mrs. (sobs) Fish #7: Oh that's it! (notices another stand where there is a long line for it) Well that paper's selling like Krabby Patties. Jeniffermelany 6244. (cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street). Puff: I can't believe such a little news story could have ruin my business! It is a tan street pole that wears a light pink wedding dress and a pearl necklace. ... Krabby Road. Pole first appears when SpongeBob is spying on Patrick for the Krabby Kronicle. " The Krabby Kronicle " List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Boating Buddies " from Season 6, which aired on August 7, 2008. Hmm, wonder what kind of dirt he has under those muscles. This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. Mr. Krabs: WHAT? (there is an angry mob outside the kitchen with pitchforks and torches) Huh? Mr. Krabs: No, thank you. (October 2014) (Learn how and when to remove this template message) Puff in any way? Eh, Mr. Squidward? Mr. Krabs: That's called editorial privilege, son. 9:35. SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout - Nickelodeon Trailer. Stop the presses, it's Patrick! It has a sign that reads "Conch Rd." Mr. Krabs: Excellent! At The Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs finds out that there have been no new customers since he put a microscopic Krusty Krab ad in the Bikini Bottom Examiner newspaper. That's what sells! I am watching this pole so the next time it moves, I will see it! SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E16 - Boating Buddies. SpongeBob: Like two more satisfied regulars, Mr. K. Mr. Krabs: I ain't interested in same old regulars, SpongeBob! (cuts to the Krusty Krab where there is a sign that says "The KRABBY KRONICLE" on it. Mrs. Sandy: Not to mention the fact that he's written lies about us! Then he sees that no new customers are at the Krusty Krab because no one read Krabs' ad. Fish #7: Task master! (notices the other one, and there is a long line) While that paper's selling like Krabby Patties. (shows him the headline about him. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. (SpongeBob turns around and has a 5 o'clock shadow and red eyes) SpongeBob: Uh-uh-uh, it's a surprise. Jeniffermelany 6244. (leaves), SpongeBob: Oh, the wildest story ever, huh? Library. Watch Queue Queue (cut to the Krusty Krab where it is now called "The Krabby Kronicle." For a better-formatted list of episode transcripts from this season, see List of transcripts/season 6. Mr. Krabs: How can I be okay when me money's gone?! What? Mr. Krabs: Yes, they certainly are. Mr. Krabs: Oh, darn tootin' I would! It's all full of boring charts and facts. By SpongeBob SquarePants'? SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E16 - Boating Buddies. I'll check on you tomorrow morning. SpongeBob SquarePants - S10E09 - Chum Fricassee. The Chum Bucket serves your friends in more way's then 1? "When Push Comes To Pat..." is the second episode of "Plankton Lives With The Raw". All gone! (Larry walks up to a fish in an overcoat) Fish #4: Larry, hey, tough guy? A buyer informs Mr. Krabs that the Examiner is not interesting, whereas the Bottomfeeder is. Health Inspector: I think not. Mr. Krabs: (reading) Krab's overworks employees? No ones gonna pay to read this malarky! Fish #1: I don't know. He also learns that the stories in the Bottomfeeder are not all truthful. (everyone has a copy of the newspaper, and Squidward hands Harold a copy). Fish #5: Oh boy, we better scram! Mr. Krabs: What do you mean we haven't sold any newspapers? SpongeBob: What a fantabulastical day! After seeing how to get an ad on the newspaper saying 25 cents per word, he gets an idea by making his own newspaper called the Krabby Kronicle. We're gonna sell out in no time. Don't worry, we're from the Neptunian Science Committee, and we've come to confiscate all your science awards. 1. Fish #7: You should know! SpongeBob finds he must fight his own body to prevent himself from handing over the secret Krabby Patty recipe to Plankton. SpongeBob SquarePants - S09E16 - House Sittin For Sandy. Can I punch you in the gut? There was...None. (cuts to the Krusty Krab, where there is a huge line, and a sign that says over 5 billion copies sold, and Mr. Krabs has even more money, and is in his office with SpongeBob, and is laughing), Mr. Krabs: You've really outdone yourself this time! Puff pulls up, and then a policeman pulls up behind here. Puff's Boating School 2007 395 3830 The Bikini Bottom Express 2008 210 3831 Rocket Ride 2008 279 3832 The Emergency Room 2008 236 3833 Krusty Krab Adventures 2009 209 3834 Good Neighbors at Bikini Bottom 2009 425 (cuts to an intersection, and SpongeBob is hiding behind a trash can. All video releases listed below were distributed by Paramount Home Media Distribution. Puff pulls up, and then a policeman pulls up behind here. (goes into his office where there is money everywhere) Can you believe it? Mr. Krabs: I'm excited about all the newspaper sales, too. 1 Plot 2 Transcript 2.1 OUTSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB 2.1.1 Later 2.2 LATER at the Krusty Krab 3 Trivia When Plankton finally realizes there is no way he can get the secret formula no matter what, he just tries to find a new job, but everyone hates him so much that he doesn't get a job. Larry: Not now, SpongeBob. You think I spent all last night assembling this printing press, so you could laze around all day? You've given me a story that'll sell! Larry: Not now, SpongeBob. Nobody reads the Examinor, bud. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " The Krabby Kronicle " from Season 6, which aired on August 8, 2008. Puff: And I've had to go back to watching, date time television! Squidward: Yeah, I'm just breaking it in. In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick start a "Good Neighbors Club" for Squidward. Besides, how could such a little news story, possibly effect Mrs. I don't think these stories are doing anyone any good. SpongeBob is typing up the story and puts it in the printing press. I miss doing press work. Mr. Krabs: Too boring? Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Once there, he throws his unicycle away, assuming he will pass. It gives you that extra oomph to move units. 2:09. (shows him the paper), Plankton: (reading) Plankton's Chum made of your chums? 1 Why This Deserves a Better Rep (and Cut a Little Slack). Sandy: Sorry fellars, this is a private treedome. It is the day of SpongeBob's driving exam at Mrs. Patrick: Hey, guys. Wait a minute. SpongeBob takes a picture, and both of them look around), SpongeBob: (laughs) Mrs. Besides, how could such a little news story, possibly affect Mrs. (not reading) That yellow sidewinder thinks he can do that to me? Let me take in the fact that my life is ruined! Fish #4: Thanks big guy. Larry: Sure. Fish #5: I had no idea it talked. Loading ... SpongeBob Production Music The Krabby Kronicle (Unknown Track) - Duration: 1:07. Krabby Kronicle mastermind behind bogus stories works his tired, under-paid reporter pennies while he rakes in the dough? Mr. Krabs: Make it quick boy. Gym Owner: This! SpongeBob SquarePants - Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes/Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Patrick Star - Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes/Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Squidward Tentacles - Bagheera (The Jungle Book 1 & 2) Mr. Krabs - Baloo (The Jungle Book 1 & 2) Sandy Cheeks - Lola Bunny (Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Mrs. (cuts to an intersection, and SpongeBob is hiding behind a trash can. Squidward: Yeah, I'm just breaking it in. The Krabby Kronicle was the official newspaper of the Krusty Krab. And here's your very own camera. So you'll need it to document all them juicy stories you're gonna write. (shows him the headlines) Mr. Krabs: 'Krabs overworks employees'? This is the kind of breaking story my readers are waiting for. And I thought I was evil. Appearance. The Krabby Kronicle. This video is unavailable. Dennis: I had no idea it talked. Mr. Krabs: I'm excited about all the newspaper sales, too. Mr. Krabs: Don't think of it as lying, boy. Can I just have a Krabby Patty? (two fish run away as Sandy growls. And remember, the wildest story ever! Puff is going to laugh her hat off when she reads this! (Mr. Krabs drew marriage attire on Patrick and pole picture) Now that's a juicy story! It's got like interesting stories and stuff. (shows him newspaper headline) Plankton: 'Plankton's Chum made of your chums'? Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Mr. Krabs grabs SpongeBob, spraying the water out, and sits him on his lap) SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I can't write these stories anymore. "The Krabby Kronicle" List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Boating Buddies" from Season 6, which aired on August 7, 2008. It's got like interesting stories and stuff. The Great Snail Race May The Best Pet Win! (not reading) What? What's the meaning of this? "Skill Crane" is an episode from Season 4 1 Info 1.1 Characters 1.2 Places 2 Plot 3 Trivia/Goofs 4 Transcript SpongeBob Mr. Krabs Squidward Beary Teddy Ms. Nibsy Billy Construction workers Vending Supplies crew Tom Squidward's House Krusty Krab The New Mall Area Mr. Krabs orders a Skill Crane and Mr. Krabs pays for itself. (shows him the paper, and SpongeBob gasps. Out! The newspaper business sure is easy money! Eh, Mr. Squidward? Look at all this loot! Martha: How could you do that to such an innocent child?! Everyone's wondering, what bus are you taking today? (a card with SpongeBob's picture is pinned on him) SpongeBob: Oh, my very own press badge! NO COPYRIGHT VIACOM! Patrick: Oh, I'm not taking a bus SpongeBob. This is based off a theory. Mr. Krabs: Surprise me. (runs outside, and there is an angry mob) Huh? Health Inspector: I think not. (SpongeBob turns around, and he is very tired). Mr. Krabs: Local resident watches pole? Hmm, but what kind of story is juicy enough to quench their dry news gullets? These papers are selling faster then we can print 'em! The Chum Bucket serves your friends in more ways than one!" From "Reef Blower" (Episode 2) onward, Jeff Hutchins serves as the series' sound effects designer & editor; Tom Syslo may've been the uncredited sound designer of the pilot "Help Wanted", according to Roy Braverman; Jeff edited sound fx on the pilot too. Well, here you go. That's what sells. This article may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia's quality standards.The specific problem is: Bulky tables are unhelpful to readers.Suggest reformatting along the lines of List of The Legend of Zelda media, which is a featured article Please help improve this article if you can. Puff: I can't believe such a little news story could have ruin my business! Bushy Tailed Braniac Really a Slow-Witted Squirrel, by SpongeBob SquarePants? Sandy: Not to mention, the fact that he's written lies about us. (A press badge on SpongeBob is shown), Mr. Krabs: That's right boy! 'Sandy Cheeks or Sandy Chump'? He finds out he chose the unpopular newspaper. Larry: Hey, what's the big idea? Patrick: All right, I play a mean belly (plays the belly as a drum to a tune called William Tell Overture and stops) 1. During "Squilliam Returns," he served as the chef for the "five star restaurant" that Squidward "owned." (Mr. Krabs modified it to look like what he said) Now that's a juicy story! We'll have to do another printing. 9:37. This category contains a list of episode transcripts from season 6. Hmm, wonder what kind of dirt he has under those muscles. We apologize for any inconvenience. SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E13 - No Nose Knows. SpongeBob: Very interesting! "When Push Comes To Pat..." is the second episode of "Plankton Lives With The Raw". Scene cut to the next day at the Krusty Krab. (cuts to SpongeBob hiding in a chimney) SpongeBob: Let's see what there is to see. 9:35. Larry the Lobster. Yes, you guessed right, anything with the word “krabby” in it for sure has something to do with SpongeBob Squarepants. (screams) 25¢ PER WORD! SpongeBob: I've seen people's lives ruined with my own eyes. Cut to Mr. Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs: What a money-tastical day! (Lady puts in coin to get a newspaper) Please, allow me. (Plays ding 3 times) Mr. Krabs: How's it looking out there, boy? SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I can't write these stories anymore. I don't even know where to begin to look. I'll check on you tomorrow morning. SpongeBob: Meaning of what, Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob SquarePants - Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes/Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Patrick Star - Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes/Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Squidward Tentacles - Bagheera (The Jungle Book 1 & 2) Mr. Krabs - Baloo (The Jungle Book 1 & 2) Sandy Cheeks - Lola Bunny (Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Mrs. 1 Plot 2 Transcript 2.1 OUTSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB 2.1.1 Later 2.2 LATER at the Krusty Krab WhenPlankton finally realizes there is no way he can get the secret formula no matter what, he just tries to find a new job, but everyone hates him so much that he doesn't get a job. ... so I got a transcript … 1 Season 1 2 Season 2 3 Season 3 4 The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 5 Season 4 6 Season 5 7 Season 6 8 Season 7 9 Season 8 10 Season 9 (Season 1 ran from 1999 - 2000 and consists of 41 episodes. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I have a word with you? 11:50. (Not reading) Wait a minute, aren't these stories a little less than truthful? We're taking our money back! Something everybody can have a good laugh about. I think you finally done it, boy! 'Cause along with your usual fry cooking duties, you're my new lead reporter for the new Krabby Kronicle! Nostalgia Teen Critic Junior 1,157 views. (cuts to Mrs. We're taking our money back! SpongeBob vs. Big One (AKA SpongeBob And The Big Wave) (Episode) (Transcript) 12A. (SpongeBob walks away sad. Mr. Krabs: Surprise me! Home video releases of SpongeBob SquarePants in the United States and Canada. It has a sign that reads "Conch Rd." NO COPYRIGHT VIACOM! The Chum Bucket serves your friends in more ways than one!" [episode begins at Krusty Krab with SpongeBob in the kitchen] SpongeBob: Order up! You're banned forever! SpongeBob is writing on the type writer, then puts it in a pile of papers, then finished the headline for the paper, then puts it in the printing press. Eh, Squiddy? Fish #1: Ha! The interactive transcript could not be loaded. SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton, can our first song go like this? Squidward: Yeah, I'm just breaking it in. It's Patrick! Martha: How could you do that to such an innocent child?! Mr. Krabs: 'Fishboy Strikes Again'? SpongeBob: That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about, sir. (Larry walks up to someone). Could I interest you in a copy of the Examinor, this fine day? 1 Plot 2 Transcript 2.1 OUTSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB 2.1.1 Later 2.2 LATER at the Krusty Krab 3 Trivia When Plankton finally realizes there is no way he can get the secret formula no matter what, he just tries to find a new job, but everyone hates him so much that he doesn't get a job. 'Reaps reward'? (Patrick's "wife" is the pole as described in the newspaper earlier). Then he sees that no new customers are at the Krusty Krab because no one read Krabs' ad. SpongeBob SquarePants - S10E09 - Chum Fricassee. Larry: Sure. Mr. Krabs: No, thank you. In one episode of SpongeBob, "The Krabby Kronicle", the evil Plankton's restaurant, the Chum Bucket, is shut down on a fabricated news story: "Plankton's Chum Made of Your Chums!!! The public expects a little ambalishment here and there, so I want you to go out there, and get me a lead story that'll sell! I can't have a wimp like you destroying my gym's reputation! Mr. Krabs: Oh, baloney! We're not hurting anyone. Mr. Krabs: That's right boy! Now get out there and bring me a juicy one. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Think of it as... uh... a practical joke. (sits in a pile of money). SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, we're hurting people! I will upload this segment every 8 days. SpongeBob: Ruined? Now get out there, and bring me a juicy one! I miss doing press work. Mr. Krabs: Thanks for your business, and here's your paper. 'Peterson: Ha! Then you can alter the photo a little to fit the headline and, see? SpongeBob: Imagination... Mr. Krabs: Yeah. These papers are selling faster then we can print 'em! (starts typing. (takes a picture of Patrick) Patrick Star, I'm Scoop SquarePants from the Krabby Kronicle. Plankton: I lost my restaurant because of you! Could you fix me and the wife up a couple of Krabby Patties? I can't have a wimp like you destroying my gym's reputation! From now on you'll be twice as busy. It's time to use my imagination! "Boating School" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one. Can I punch you in the gut? SpongeBob: Very interesting. Alternate transcripts are available here. Jeniffermelany 6244. Mr. Krabs: (Reading the Newspaper) Fishboy Strikes Again? SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, we're hurting people. Fish 2: Larry, hey, tough guy? Fish #2: Thank you! Mr. Krabs: Come on, that's a bunch of hooey. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, isn't that lying? Puff's Boating School) Mrs. Buisiness Owned Eugene Harold Krabs (born November 30, 1942 [1]) better known as simply Mr. Krabs or called Krabs by Plankton is a red sea crab who is the owner of the Krusty Krab as well as the employer of both SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles. The Krabby Kronicle is a newspaper that was published by the Krusty Krab when Mr. Krabs turned it into a newspaper publisher in the episode "The Krabby Kronicle.". (cuts to SpongeBob hiding in a chimney), SpongeBob: Let's see what there is to see. (cuts to the Krusty Krab where there is a sign that says "The KRABBY KRONICLE" on it. (everyone has a copy of the newspaper, and Squidward hands Harold a copy) SpongeBob: Yeah, but that isn't the story I wrote. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. (goes in the chimney, then hides behind a dumpster) Uh-huh, this looks shady, very shady. The Bottomfeeders where it's at! Search. Puff: And I've had to go back to watching daytime television! SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E17 - The Krabby Kronicle. (looks at newspaper) SpongeBob?! For information on SpongeBob videos released outside of North America, click here. SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E17 - The Krabby Kronicle. We're a success. [ edit ] History The Krabby Kronicle was founded by Mr. Krabs when he sprouted an idea to promote the Krusty Krab , which had no new customers in months, and make some cash. SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E17 - The Krabby Kronicle. Krabby Kronicle mastermind behind bogus stories pays his tired, under-age reporter pennies while he rakes in the dough!"? 4 years ago | 105.6K views. Twas a bargain too. Stop the presses! Larry: All the kids in town want to beat me up for lunch money. Fish 3: It can't even read. (his eyes shoot out water which SpongeBob absorbs. (yells and cries) SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, are you okay? Reef Blower (Episode) (Transcript) 1C. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen but hits his face on something.) 9:37. Who?! (looks at paper then gasps) SpongeBob!!!! Larry: (reading) Larry the Loser gets Beaten up by Pipsqueak? This is the kind of breaking story my readers are waiting for! The Krabby Kronicle is a newspaper that was published by the Krusty Krab when Mr. Krabs turned it into a newspaper publisher in the episode "The Krabby Kronicle.". 'Krabby Kronicle mastermind behind bogus stories pays his tired, under-age reporter pennies while he rakes in the dough'?! What do you mean none? Puff in any way? For information on SpongeBob videos released outside of North America, click here. I think you finally done it, boy! Cut to Mr. Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs: What a money-tastical day! Mr. Krabs: Make it quick boy. (cuts to Sandy picking acorns, and is about to eat one, then she notices two fish carrying a box with awards in it). Mr. Krabs: Excellent! But they're selling! It was the official newspaper of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs: Oh, darn tootin I would! Yes, you guessed right, anything with the word “krabby” in it for sure has something to do with SpongeBob Squarepants. I miss doing press work. 'Cause if you don't, you can just kiss your spatular goodbye! The Slumber Party (Episode) (Transcript) 10B. SpongeBob: (After spotting P… Squidward: We haven't sold any papers today. What are you talking about? SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 6, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_The_Krabby_Kronicle&oldid=160713. Plankton: Why? (SpongeBob is watching, and then walks away, scene then cuts to a long line, and Mr. Krabs is in his office with more money). ... so I got a transcript … Mr. Krabs installed a printing press and a Krabby Kronicle sign and hired SpongeBob to be the reporter/photographer to make up stories. Larry: See ya around. We're gonna sell out in no time! Don't these people read the paper? The Chum Stick that's finally gonna drive Krabs out of business. (everyone runs in, and takes bags of money while leaving a trail of destruction). What are you talking about? (tosses him in a chair with a typewriter) Good night boy. SpongeBob: On the thirst for a juicy story, eh? This page was last modified on 12 October 2013, at 19:29. That’s probably why I especially enjoyed watching The Krabby Kronicle today. Plankton: I lost my restaurant because of you! Watch SpongeBob SquarePants 737 The Main Drain - Lucinamay 9675 on Dailymotion Watch fullscreen. It's all full of boring charts and facts! You're banned forever. Mrs. 9:35. We're just making there lives interesting, for everybody else. (there is a bank robbery going on, two tough fish destroying someones boat with fire in the background, and a monster) No news to report here. Joe Biden’s already received more 'positive coverage' than the ‘Trump clan’ [Episode starts at SpongeBob's house, and SpongeBob is brushing Gary's shell] It won't hurt me a bit. (puts his dollar in the printing press and it prints pages of money) Get me some scissors, boyo! 1 Plot 2 Transcript 2.1 OUTSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB 2.1.1 Later 2.2 LATER at the Krusty Krab WhenPlankton finally realizes there is no way he can get the secret formula no matter what, he just tries to find a new job, but everyone hates him so much that he doesn't get a job. Patrick: Oh, I'm not taking a bus SpongeBob. All video releases listed below were distributed by Paramount Home Media Distribution. Watch Queue Queue. Mr. Krabs: What?! Haven't you read today's headline's? (cuts to a gym, and the teacher is pushing Larry out), Gym Teacher: This. Any ideas, sir? I'm officially closing down your restaurant! The Krabby Kronicle. Squidward: We haven't sold any papers today. The ingredients to make a Krabby Patty are seaweed-seed buns, the patty (the ingredients used to make this part of the burger are unknown, but they turn sponge yellow when they expire as revealed in "The Krusty Sponge" and can make a person feel sick, look like they're fish-shaped copies of SpongeBob, and grow distended bellies), onions, tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, pickles, grease, ketchup (or Low-Salt Ketchup as featured in Bummer Va… In "Krabby Kronicle," he was the editor-in-chief of the newspaper that he used to advertise the Krusty Krab. (cut to SpongeBob walking down the streets of Bikini Bottom) SpongeBob: They all have the thirst for a juicy story, eh? Think of it as... uh... A practical joke. And sell it has! Mr. Krabs: That's called editorial privilege, son. The public expects a little embellishment here and there, so I want you to go out there, and get me a lead story that'll sell! SpongeBob: Oooh, let me see there was... none. SpongeBob: (sadly) Aye-aye, captain. I'm officially closing down your restaurant. It is sick and inhumane! "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one. Survival of the Idiots. (Walks outside to the newspaper carriers, blows on one) Oooh, this thing hasn't been touched in months. SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs, you could say that. SpongeBob is writing on the type writer, then puts it in a pile of papers, then finished the headline for the paper, then puts it in the printing press. SpongeBob: Yeah I-I know. Mr. Krabs: I'm excited about all the newspaper sales, too. Maybe instead of Man watches pole, you could say something like... oh... Man marries pole. To add an article to this category, put [[Category:Season 6 transcripts]] in that article. We're a success! (cries) Mrs. Puff - Terk (Tarzan) Pearl - Cindy Bear Plankton - Nigel (Rio) … (takes a picture of Patrick) Patrick Star, I'm Scoop SquarePants from the Krabby Kronicle. Hmm, but what kind of story is juicy enough to quench there dry news gullets? Mr. Krabs: Don't be silly, boy! Mr. Krabs: You're reaching new level's of imagination, boyo! (cuts to Sandy taking an acorn off her tree when two fish come out of her tree and carrying a box of Sandy's things) Sandy: Sorry, fellers, this is a private treedome. (everyone runs in and runs back out with a bag of money) Mr. Krabs: No! Frank: It looks boring. (cut to the Krusty Krab where it is now called "The Krabby Kronicle." Larry: All the kids in town want to beat me up for lunch money! (cut to the Krusty Krab where it is now called "The Krabby Kronicle." Out! You sick or something? ... so I got a transcript … (the health inspector padlocks the Chum Bucket doors) Who's to blame for this? I don't even know where to begin to look. 22tigerdude reviews the episode about Mr. Krabs starting the newspaper to get more money with SpongeBob being forced to come up with juicy … Uh, pardon me, sir. And I expect you to wear 2 hats. (notices the printing press) Or does it? Survival of the Idiots: While Sandy is hibernating for the winter, SpongeBob and Patrick are fascinated by the snow they see inside the Treedome and want to … Who? That yellow sidewinder thinks he can do that to me?! SpongeBob: Gee, Mr. Krabs, I've written about everybody in town. I haven't done anything. The Krusty Krab 2006 295 3826 Build-A-Bob 2006 445 3827 Adventures in Bikini Bottom 2006 579 4981 The Chum Bucket 2007 337 4982 Mrs. Wait a minute.